Total Medals Earned: 261 (From 51 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,605 Points
Medals Earned: 3/11 (85/300 points)
Score more than 450 in Clicking
Score more than 300 in Comparing
Score more than 550 in Tiling
Score more than 400 in Rotating
Score more than 400 in Geometry
Score 600 in Avoiding
Score more than 800 in Counting
Score more than 350 in Shooting
Score more than 500 in Swiping
Score more than 350 in Chess
Score more than 500 in Teleporter
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.
Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)
Get killed by a zombie.
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 2/30 (10/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)
Achieve Corporal rank
Complete 10 missions
Kill 30 enemies with barrel explosion
Burn 25 enemy troops
Stab 30 enemies
Cover 800 meters in the car in one run
Complete Normal Mode
Achieve Colonel rank
Cover 2500 meters in one run
Unlock all perks
Medals Earned: 1/27 (10/490 points)
Play the tutorial
Activate Autoplay for the first time
View the credits
Finish the third song
Finish the second song
Hit 150 bad notes
Finish the first song
Finish the fourth song
Finish the fifth song
Hit 400 perfect notes
Unlock 17 stars
Get 5 stars on the first song
Play 9 songs
Activate Autoplay 24 times
Unlock 10 stars
Hit 900 perfect notes
hit 1600 perfect notes
Be ranked in the top 75% overall score
Unlock 24 stars
Hit 90% or more perfect notes in a song
Be ranked in the top 50% overall score
Play 16 songs
Finish a song without missing a note
Finish all songs
Unlock all stars
Be ranked in the top 89% overall score
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 12/25 (245/885 points)
Reach 40,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 5.
Reach 400 Speed.
Reach 100,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 10.
Reach 600 Speed.
[?], [?], [?], [?], Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start...
Reach 700 Speed.
Reach 200,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 15.
Get your team to level 20
Reach 350,000 Distance.
Get 6 Challenge Medals.
Get 9 Challenge Medals.
Get 12 Challenge Medals.
One is Silver and the other's Gold...
Geek ain't no dev'...
Girls around the world...
Rough way back...
Get 15 Challenge Medals
Reach 800 Speed.
Get your team to level 25.
Reach 500,000 Distance.
Reach 900 Speed.
Get 18 Challenge Medals.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Complete all missions!
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/80 points)
Kill the N00bs.
Defeat the 67 Bots.
Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Kill the NG Emotes.
Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Defeat 10 random bosses.
Defeat the VG Legends.
Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Kill the legendary characters.
Defeat the Bourgeois.
Defeat the Travis Bots.
Defeat the NG Folks.
Defeat the Patriots.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/155 points)
Beat Island Beast
Beat Canyon Beast
Defeat all 3 knights
Get all 4 spells
Defeat Demon Beast
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Level up everything to level 8
